Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The Unofficial Strasburg on MASN & MASN HD Drinking Game

1 drink if Bobby Sunshine:

  • says “young man”
  • says “beautiful day”
  • says “youngster”
  • says “good head on his shoulders”
  • says “See. You. Later.”
  • complains about Strasburg’s draft bonus
  • complains that Strasburg has never pitched a big-league inning

Drain glass if Bobby Sunshine:

  • says “jamjob,” “jam sandwich,” or some other jam variant
  • says “How far it this one going to go?” & ball is not HR
  • makes fun of stats

1 drink if Kenny Powers:

  • says “Niiiiiiiiiiiiice”
  • says “trust his stuff”
  • says “smackem yackem”
  • pines for the X-Mo camera
  • says “lunch”
  • tries to break down a batter’s swing

Drain glass if Kenny Powers:

  • emits a Paciorek-like subhuman wail when things go the Nats’ way
  • rides the officials for the Nats not getting calls
  • denigrates bloggers or people on Twitter


Dave Nichols said...

Kenny Powers. that's the funniest thing you've said all month.

WFY said...

Very thoughtful of you to keep St. Louis Cardinals references off the list -- could lead to alcohol poisoning.

Anonymous said...

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour..............................................