The Unofficial Strasburg on MASN & MASN HD Drinking Game

1 drink if Bobby Sunshine:

• says “young man”
• says “beautiful day”
• says “youngster”
• says “good head on his shoulders”
• says “See. You. Later.”
• complains about Strasburg’s draft bonus
• complains that Strasburg has never pitched a big-league inning

Drain glass if Bobby Sunshine:

• says “jamjob,” “jam sandwich,” or some other jam variant
• says “How far it this one going to go?” & ball is not HR
• makes fun of stats

1 drink if Kenny Powers:

• says “Niiiiiiiiiiiiice”
• says “trust his stuff”
• says “smackem yackem”
• pines for the X-Mo camera
• says “lunch”
• tries to break down a batter’s swing

Drain glass if Kenny Powers:

• emits a Paciorek-like subhuman wail when things go the Nats’ way
• rides the officials for the Nats not getting calls
• denigrates bloggers or people on Twitter