Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The Unofficial Strasburg on MASN & MASN HD Drinking Game

1 drink if Bobby Sunshine:

  • says “young man”
  • says “beautiful day”
  • says “youngster”
  • says “good head on his shoulders”
  • says “See. You. Later.”
  • complains about Strasburg’s draft bonus
  • complains that Strasburg has never pitched a big-league inning

Drain glass if Bobby Sunshine:

  • says “jamjob,” “jam sandwich,” or some other jam variant
  • says “How far it this one going to go?” & ball is not HR
  • makes fun of stats

1 drink if Kenny Powers:

  • says “Niiiiiiiiiiiiice”
  • says “trust his stuff”
  • says “smackem yackem”
  • pines for the X-Mo camera
  • says “lunch”
  • tries to break down a batter’s swing

Drain glass if Kenny Powers:

  • emits a Paciorek-like subhuman wail when things go the Nats’ way
  • rides the officials for the Nats not getting calls
  • denigrates bloggers or people on Twitter

3 comments:

Dave Nichols said...

Kenny Powers. that's the funniest thing you've said all month.

WFY said...

Very thoughtful of you to keep St. Louis Cardinals references off the list -- could lead to alcohol poisoning.

奕玲 said...

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour..............................................